how have i not commited suicide

seriously there is something wrong with me.  my emotional well-being is tied up in sporting event results.  its sad and pathetic and there is seemingly no cure.  everything i root for has done nothing my whole life.  the royals haven’t made the playoffs since i was 4 years old (which of course i would have no recollection of), the chiefs have done nothing but choke and haven’t made the superbowl ever in my life.  and of course my beloved alma mater has essentially accomplished nothing with 1 single ncaa tournament victory since i was 8 years old and the football team has a lot of feel good seasons but no national champ.  the worst part is every rival to the teams i like has accomplished so much more.  like every team in the royals division has at least made the world series or the playoffs a number of times, every team in the chiefs division has been to or won the super bowl, and the spoiled chicken hawks have been to multiple ncaa tournament title games and even their football team won a bcs game last year.  cursed am i.  nothing can go right.  kansas will win it all monday.  its not fair.  i’m jealous and all i can do is whine and moan.  suck.