1. find and recruit students who did not graduate highschool and had highschool administrators change grades for them so they were eligible to play basketball in college then play dumb that you had no idea what was going on. (ala D. Arthur)
2. have our donors give over $5000 in improper benefits to players in order to help recruit and facilitate the arrival of them to campus. (ala D. Jackson)
3. Pay recruits families directly by hiring their completely-unqualified-to-coach-at-division-I-level dads as staff members. “Uh uh uh sorry mario but uh uh we can’t give you a check uh directly but uh we can pay your dad and uh he can give you a uh nice uh allowance.” (ala M. Chalmers)
4. understaff our compliance dept so we can cheat easier and not report it for a longer period of time. (see lack of instituional control)
5. and while we are at it, we can recruit some dead-beat dads too, heck theres a lot of good ones in the nba. (ala B. Rush)
really, if Kansas State doesn’t step up to the plate and start cheating with the rest of college basketball, we are just going to keep getting left behind. long gone are the days of the “death penalty” or post season bans. The NCAA has way too much money coming from CBS and ABC to ban the supposed high profile teams from competing in their end of season competitions. So cheat, cheat, cheat away KSU. Cheat all the way to victory!!! and one day we can be the 2nd ever team to win a national title while on probation!
