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http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124329131991652291.html
This will easily go down as the most brilliant and hilarious article written this year. Its a must read because IMO it summarizes almost all of liberalism. First, here’s the diagram from South Park that the gnomes use:
Basically, you first decide the goal you want for phase 3. Then you tell everyone that phase 1 is the way to do it. The peeps feel warm and fuzzy. Problem is no logic or reasoning or proof or plan for how phase 1 gets you to phase 3. but everyone wants phase 3 so… Examples from the article:
Phase One: Order Guantanamo closed. Phase Two: ? Phase Three: Close Gitmo!
Phase One: Talk to Iran, Syria, whoever. Phase Two: ? Phase Three: Peace!
Some of my own:
Phase One: Carbon taxes Phase Two: ? Phase Three: Preventing Climate change!
Phase One: Print trillions of dollars we don’t have Phase Two: ? Phase Three: Economic Recovery/Create new Jobs!
Phase One: Bailout/Takeover failed industries Phase Two: ? Phase Three: Industries return to profitability!
Phase One: Demand socialized medicine Phase Two: ? Phase Three: “Free” Healthcare for all!
Phase One: Redistribute wealth Phase Two: ? Phase Three: Utopia for all!
Phase 1:bowto king of saudi arabha. Phase 2:make patrick think u look like a king bowin bitch. Phase 3:muslims takec proper place as rulers of world. Phone again sory but sobama does make a bit of a tool of a pres sometimesg. Cough leno cough.
Comment by Patrick — Friday, June 12, 2009 @ 3:57 pm
Ps f*** the king of saudi arabia. Make some women not vote or drive and then behead someone with a sword genghis. Then go back to the 12th century. we dont want ur sorry backwards ass in our quietj beach front time! Stay outta malibu!!.
Comment by Patrick — Friday, June 12, 2009 @ 4:09 pm